I do my absolute best to protect your privacy. Hackers, meanies, and bots — well — I mean — look — you think I can really protect the info on this site from billionaire creeps?

If this info gets hacked or compromised, it is not my fault. The security here is on par with most major corporations. I’m not bad at this here online schtuff. But if major credit cards can accidentally share all of their data with the whole world (accidentally) for like a day — I get some leeway.

I’m probably underselling myself here — I’ll keep your data secure. I’ve had some “big names” in my online circles before — and their info was not compromised.